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haerbinzheigedongtianbaole。
santianhanleizhuan60yi,“nanfangxiaotudou”“malingshugongzhu”dengcitiaocongcizhuzairesoushang,gaojubuxia。
cengjingbabangdejingquanshaoyebeijuantuzhonglaideerbinbazongshadepianjiabuliu,changzhudongjidujiashengdidesanyayebeihaerbinlaxialeshentan。wanqianmengnvzaizheigedongtianzhaodaolezijidejingshenguxiang:“zongyouyitian,wodeyizhongrenhuijiazhetadedaxueqiaolaijiewo。”
cihuayichu,woturanwule。
haerbinzheicidebaohuo,xiejiuleyibenjingcaidejiaoqiwenxue。
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meiyipianjiaoqiwenxue,douhuiyouchongqiwuxiaxiandenanzhu:duiniwuweibuzhi,qingjinsuoyouzhiweiboniyixiao。zhengrutongzheigedongtiandehaerbin,liangchuxindipai,chongchuxingaodu:
sanshikuaiqianbaogegoudexuehubaobaomiaoshaquanguo95%yishangdehajimi,chengweixindemengquantiancai。cengjingzhinengzaidongwuyuangezhebolixidexiaoxuehu,cishicikequekeyiyilianxiangshoudeyiweizaizijihuaili...baibaipangpang,xiangxiangruanruan,qianwannianqianzhouwangdekuaile,dangxiabiankejianyiban;
gebiliaoningrenyijuexinglai,faxianzijiajizhihuofenghuangbeinachuquliudaopicha;zaijilinheilongjiangganledabanbeizidecuozaoayimeixiangdao,zijiyoushengzhinianhaiyaochucha;elunchunzuchushenshan,wushikuangtiaokemusan,zhudayigekongqianjuehou,qiansuoweiwen......zhaodailiduzhida,jiuchameiladangdirenchulaibiaoyancaiyile。
redulaile,landoulanbuzhu。meiyigezuijiaoyutaiyangjianbingjiandeerbinrendoumingbaizheigedaoli:zhenxichuquanjihui,jiezhutaotianfugui。zaihaerbinhuolejishiniandedangdirenzheigedongtiancaizhidao:yuanlaidoufunaokeyibiantian,ditiekeyibuyaoqian,guofangqizikeyisuibianmo,hagongdakeyimianfeijin。yuanlaifanglezheimejiu,fangdedoushizijiaren。zheizhongmingmuzhangdandepianai,zhenjiaorenlianlianpofang。
danxinyoukezoulushuaidao,heidelandehongdezhangtanlianyepumanhaerbindejiedao,rangmalingshugongzhumenmeiyicichuxingdouyounvmingxingshangjiedezhenshihetanran;cantingzhongtutingdian,mianduizhedupibiebie,koushuiwangwangdenanfangshike,laobanyijudongbeijiazidianranleheianlidechenmo:“gaokuaidianao,xiaotudoumendengzhechifanni!”
zaitanxiaozhiyu,yigunuanliuzaizhuduoyoukedexintianzhongyongdong:zheizhonghebierensajiaodedaohuikuideganjue,zennengrangrenbuxindongni?
shixiangyixiaduiyouhaogandeduixiangyingyingsajiao,duifangbushuoyebuduo,zhishichongnichongniyixiao:
“xiaotudou,chihaohehao,denghuierwosongnihuiqu。”
vocal,haoyigehanchanglinlidebaosha。
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jiaoqiwenxuezhisuoyishoudaoguangfanchuipeng,shiyinweirenrendouxihuanzheizhongbeiwutiaojianchongaideganjue。
bijing,sheihaibuxiangzuogebaobaoni?
huadajiaqianchulaiwan,sheiyebuxiwanghuaqianzhaozuishou,naihexianshizongshishifenniuqu。zaihenduodifang,xiaofeizhefandaoxuyaokanshangjiayanse:bitongshigengliangmiansandaodeshichuzuchesiji:shifuyixiao,shengsinanliao,dabiaotiaoyitiao,qianbaobiesanbie;bilingdaogengyinqingbudingdeshizhuanjujujie:zhikanbumai,dengtongyusharenfumu,congcijujiehenibugongdaitian。
zaihaerbin,nibuhuiyudaozheixie。
mandajiedeerbingeerbinjiemenmianfeijiesongyouke,mianduirenbushengdibushumanlianjiebeidenanfangxiaotudou,yiju“gongzhuqingshangche”jiunengxunsulajinnanbeiliangfangdejuli。dagedajiemenchayufanhoulaokeyehuanlegekaichangbai:“jintianwosonglejigexiaotudouqulesuofeiyadajiaotang...”
shenme?kanjianwodiezuozaifujiashangjuedehaipa?kanwobabubatadiuxiaqujiuwanle。
buzhirensuihe,liandongwudouwenshun。yixiangweimengdedongbeihu,cifanqueguaiqiaodepazaixuedili,renxiaotudoumenwangzijilianshangpuxue。yuanbenzaoyixiguanbeidongbeinvrenjiaozuo“ermaitai”,errujinnanfangxiaotudouruanruannuonuodehuhuan,zhijiebaguojiayijibaohudongwuzhengbuhuile。
laohu:woyebuxiangzheimeguai,keshitajiaowomimiei~
haerbinrucichengkenqianbei,“taohaoxingrenge”derenshecongcichanglibudao:gongzhunishuodedoudui,zhiyaoniyuanyi,jinnianguonianzanmenjiugaichitangyuan。
jiaoqiwenxueyoucizhaojinxianshi,rangzhangqibeishenghuopuaderenmenduanzandechuankouqixiuxixiuxi。huanxiangzihai,benjiushidaduoshurenleideaihao,genghekuangzaihaerbinwandezhaobudaobeidehezaibeiwolikanwangwenniuchengqude,dagailvshiyipiren。suirancengyourenchangshuaiguoneilvyou,rundaohaiwai,danmeixiangdaozheicihaerbinzheimekuaijiushuaichumanfendajuan,papadalian:zhiyaohuaiyouzhenchengdetaidu,biankehuafuxiuweishenqi。
qishi,haerbinjingquduanzhengdetaiduzaojiuyoujikexun:bingxuedashijierenliuliangguodadaozhizhixuhunluan,guanfanghaobuhanhu,shuodaoqianjiudaoqian,shuotuipiaojiutuipiao。xiaoxiyichu,dajiamudengkoudai:zijiconglaidoushibeigedejiucai,diyicizhanjuzhudaoqifujingquguanfang,haobuxiguan。
meixiangdao,zheizhishihaerbinhuashichongaidediyibu。cihouyixilietiexindaoyichudefuwu,jiuxiangqingjinsuoyouyeyaoboniyixiaodebingshanbazong,rangrenrenbuzhuyuqishuangxiangbenfu。yiyanyibizhi,dajiaxihuanquhaerbinlvyou,bujinyinweitashibingxuewangguogongyejidi,ershiyinweitazuoweishangjiaxiangdangyoujuewu。
只有不把消费者当傻子,cainengyizhenxinhuanzhenxin,zhuandepenmanboman。
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haerbinzheichujiaoqiwenxue,jianzhijiushisuoyoulvyouchengshidejingyingfanben。
jingciyiyi,qitachengshidouzuobuzhule。dakaidouyinxiaohongshu,faxianwangyouweizijiawenlvjuxuanchuancaosuilexin:“womenanhuiwenlvjuzhangyitiannengpa100cihuangshan!”“womenshanxiwenlvjuzhangnengfuhuoqinshihuanghebingmayong!”“womenyunnanwenlvjuzhangnengchiyeshengjuntiaokonglongkanglang!”
wangyouqieruci,geshengwenlvjugengshiaozuishendeye,zhengzuihuadehuo:
guangxiwenlvjugaokang“nanbeicp”daqi,heheilongjianghuzengshuiguoyibiaoqingyi。dangrenmenhaichenjinzai“nanningxiaoshatangjuyongchuanghaerbin”shi,guangxituichu6tiao“xuan”guolvyouxianlu,kanchengshuiguojiedeyiwudamaichang。
henanwenlvjubingchenglejiankufendoudeyouliangchuantong,shichudazhao“tihaizhanshu”,yitiankuangfaersanshitiaoshipin,zhangfenjinbaiwan,yiqinshenshijianzhengmingle“liangbianzonghuiyinqizhibian”。dahaoyiliangqusheng,xiaohaozeyizhichucai,yiyizhao“meinanji”sisinaniewanqianshaonvdemingmai,manpingdoushibaihuahuaheiyouyoudejirou,wulunshiyangguangxiaonaigouhaishigaolengdalanggou,zongyouyikuanshiheni。
qitashengshiyankanzhankuangjilie,fenfenqinglaimingxing“laoxiang”chengyao:qianjiaoneimengguwenlvgangbanchu“fenghuangchuanqi”delinghua;houjiaohubeiwenlvjiuhanlailezhuyilong。hebeijianzhuang,gengshiqinglaizhaoliyingzhantai。
xianshangnaolehaibusuanwan,duodiwenlvxianxiahaiqinzidaohaerbinhuashilanke:sichuanwenlvzaibingxuedashijiexianshanglejuehuochuanjubianlian;dandongshiwenlvjujuzhangzexianshenhaerbinzhongyangdajie,weiyoukexianchangmianfeipaifadandongcaomei;hulunbeiershiarongqiwenlvjugongzuorenyuanzaihaerbinjietoujiangmatouqinzuoweiliwusongjixingyunyouke......
zaizheichang“dahunzhan”zhong,renmenzhujianzhaohuilebeiyiqingmoqusecaidexinnian。qianjinianxinguanxijuanerlai,bimenbuchubujiantianguangderiziranggexinggeyeshoudaolehuimiexingdedaji,xuduorendeneixindoubeimengshangleyicengyinying:womendeshijie,heshicainengzaicihuanfashengji?
haerbinzheicibaohuo,bujindaibiaozhelvyouyedeqiangshijueqi,genghuanxinglerenmenxinzhongchenshuixujiudexiwangyuhuoli。qianyouziboshaokao,houyouhaerbinbingxuedashijie,tamenchongshangresoukansiouran,shizebiran:wulunshiyiqingtuisandexiyue,haishizhoudaofuwudetiexin,fanhuashijiedeshengjiqiandongzhemeiyigexiangwangziyouyuaidelinghun。
aoxiangsihai,huanyoubafang,meiyizuochengshidoushirenmensuweimoumiandejiaxiang。
teseyudiyunwuhuabamen,zhenchengyureqingshizhongruyi,qianfangdejingsexiangsuoyouqianwangdeyoukechangkaihuaibao。
buduantansuo,buduangandong,zheibianshilvyoujirendailaideduyoukuaiyi。
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