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heifamziliuhaijiaosezhengzaiqiaoqiaotongzhierciyuan,bijingtamenlianzhuanshudeonlyzhandouyoule。

guangshishixiangdaoshihoudechangjing,jiuyoubeixiaodao。fangyanwangqu,zhenggechangguanfangfoshifengxing“mziliuhaizhishang”shishangtaidudeshenmizhidi,tongyangfase、xiangsiliuhai、butongzhuangbandejiaose,judaoyiqifenxiangqianesuifadalixinde(bushi)。ruguohenduorenyisifu+jiafadedapeiruchang,neimezheichangzhanhuijianghenyoukenengbeirencuorendedaoqianshenghuanrao。yourenxiaochengcoseryinggaidaintaoyifuchangneihuanzhuang,jiangjiafadejiazhifahuidaojizhi,haiyouwangyoujianyirangcosermenwanzhenrenxiaoxiaole,xiwangzhubangaoyichangzhiluzhengliandejiaoseyoujiangjingcai。

xianranzheijiangshiyichang“lezi”shuxingdabaofadejuhui,zi2yuefenzhengshixuanchuankaishi,bianshoudaolebushaodongmanaihaozheguanzhu。dajiazaoyiduidangeip、mouduicpdexiandingzhanhuixiyiweichang,“guoyi”“yundongfan”zheileitedingzuopinleixingdeonlyzhanyebuzaixinxian,keshijubanyichanganzhaorensheshuxinghuafendeonly,haishixiangdangxiyoudeshijian。

danqishizaicihuodongzhiqian,wangluoshangde“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuayijingliuchuanlexuduonian。

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zuichangjiandaocileixiaohuadequanzi,yaoshubuquetaolundudetangquan《paiqiushaonian》。gaizuozhujiaozhiyiyingshanfeixiong,jiushiheiseshunmao,banyoubiaozhundemziliuhai。kenengyinwei“iyundongfan”renshiyongyuanhuiweishaonianrexueqingdao,yuanyirukengtongleixingzuopin,yushishelieguangfandeguanzhongfaxianleyigeqimiaodeguilv——meibuzuopinsihudouyou“yingshanfeixiong”。

zheiyizhenjingerciyuandefaxian,youyaocong《paiqiushaonian》donghuazhizuogongsidazaodelingyibuyundongfankaishishuoqi。

production i.gyu2018niantuichulejujiaozhangpaode《qiangfengchuifu》,zhujiaozangyuanzouheyingshanfeixiongxiangbi,tongyangheifa、mzizouxiangdeliuhai,jiulianchenmodebiaoqingyeyoudianxiangsi,jiashangzhangqiyundongfuzhuangban,tianfuyibing、bushanyancideshedingrangshuxiganzaidushangsheng,yushichangchangbeiguanzhongxunwenshifouweiyingshanfeixiong“shisanduoniandexiongdi”。

 

anzhaozheitiaosilushenduwajue,bulunwangqianzhuisuzhi《free》dezhujiaoqilaiyao,haishihouxu《xianyin-fengwugaozhonggongdaobu-》zhuzaojingmi、《lansejianyu》jieshiyidengremenyundongfanchengyuandoushiruci,shenzhiyishangdabufenjiaosedetongkongyansedoushilanse。yizhiyuzaiguoneiyundongfanaihaozhejian,hanchuneiju“heifalanyanyundongku,woshitiancainijizhu”,meigerennaohaizhongjiangfuxianbutongdejiaose。

 

ruguotiaochuyundongfanlingyu,heifamziliuhainanjiaosedepingxingyuzhoushulianggengmeiyoujintou。remenipjiunengxiangdao《jiatingjiaoshi》deyunquegongmi、《yinhun》detufangshisilang、《daojianshenyu》detongguheren、《bingguo》zhemufengtailang、《ouxiangmenghuanji》debingyingbeidou……er《kuyugongcun》《xiarizhongxian》dengdonghuananzhu,zeshizhangfaxuanshoudaibiao。

zhongguoip《daomubiji》《yirenzhixia》dezhuyaojiaose,zuoweinihongzhipianrende“guojiyouren”,yejiarudaoguoneifensimenwangengduixiangzhilie。

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“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuahegeleihulianwangmemepeiheyehenshirongqia,jinyibujiasulegengdechuanbo。

heshanxiangengwenantongyangzhengqihuayide,shiqupaobu、changge、tizuqiu、dapaiqiudeheifamziliuhaishuaige。

zhizhuxiajingdianhuzhigengtuzailiyonghaoxiaochengdu50%,xiangdaogewei“yingshanfeixiong”jiusuanlulianyezhangdechabuduohaoxiaochengdu100%。

weibohuati“yingshanfeixiongzaimofangyingshanfeixiongdasailipaimingdiandi”zhong,jujileyixiebuman《paiqiushaonian》donghuadisijizuohuadeguanzhong,yongfaxinggengyoumobushixilidijiayidianping。

zailuluxuxudetaolunheerchuangzhong,“heifamziliuhai”zaierciyuangengdesaidaochuangchuleyipiantiandi。“erciyuanzhimingnanyanyuan”youkechuanlenaxiezuopin,“yingshanfeixiongyuzhou”youxinzengleduoshaochengyuan,changkanchangxin、changkanchangxiao。

cicionlydejuban,wuyiwei“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuazaicizhuruxinnengliang,tixingdajiacileijiaoseyijingzuyichengqiyichangzhanzile。

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zhongsuozhouzhi,ribendongmandejiaose,huizhishishengxialexuduozhenshirenleicunzaidexijie,suoyigouchengjiaosebianshidudewaizaiyuansuli,faxingheyanjingzhanyouhendabizhong。

huoxuyinweinvxingjiaosedetoufacunzaigengduofahuikongjian,guanzhonggengrongyibeizhangduan、zaoxingxiyinzhuyi,tamenyejiumeiyouchuyuliuhaihuatitaolundezhongxin。birudajiabingbuhuicuedao《duolaameng》dejingxiangyinggaicanyuheifamziliuhaionly。

dannanxingjiaosezai“faxingyingxiangqizhi”dinglvzuoyongxia,liuhaiyufasexianranshiburonghushide。

mziliuhai,bujinrangguanzhongshixianjizhongzaipiaoliangdeyanbu,ouerhainengzhezhushuangyan,zengtianshenmiqixi。zhiyufase,erciyuanzhipianrenranfadajunyuezhuangda,heifaseyuexiandidiaochenwen。

buguohenduoaihaozheyeyishidao,zheixie“heifamziliuhai”nanxingjiaose,sihushizi2000nianzhihouchuxiandeyuefapinfan。jiuqiyuanyin,yifangmianshierciyuanmengxihuafengjianjianzhanjuzhuliushichang,lingyifangmianyehexianshichaoliufengxiangxixixiangguan。

faxingyidingchengdushangzhangxianzheshidaishenmei,biruribenzhaoheshiqidenanxing,wuliuhaideduancunyinghanzaoxingdaxingqidao;bashiniandaibansuiribenjingjitengfei,yuelaiyueduonianqingnannvduiliuhaizaoxingyouleduoyanghuazhuiqiu,zhengtishangliluodejingyingfenggebeishoutuichong;houlaipingchengouxiangtuantizhangwozhulechaoliufengxiangbiao,yijienisiqixiayirenweidaibiao,shuyuhuameinandeshiqijianglin,peihehanliufengchaozaidongyadekuosan,zhici,huojuanhuozhidezhongzhangfa+geseliuhaizaoxingchuxiandeyuefapinfan。

daoleacglingyu,duituchurenwu“meixing”dexuqiuzhizengbujian。zaiyidingzhangdudeheisesuifajichushang,zhongfen、cefenliuhaijiaoseqizhiduopianchengshuganlian,qiliuhairangjiaosegengxianguaiqiao,mziliuhaideqingxiuxingxiangguangshouzhuipeng,huizhiqilaiyejiaoweijiandanshunshou。

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zhideyitideshi,jinguan“heifamziliuhai”bushizhipianrenzhuanli,zaixianshizhongquebingfeisuichukejian。jiexianfenmingdeliuhaifenchaguoyuxianyan,shiheifasedoudangbuzhudeteliduxing,erqiexuyaojingxinzhaogucainengweichizhongbuzhangliuhaijizhongchengyicu、buzhayanjing。yushi《aiqinggongyu》lvziqiaochuanbodushenguangdegaoxiaoqiaoduan,bianshiyonglekuazhangbandemziliuhaizaoxing;haiyouneigeshuozhe“ehaiyoxuemei”debozhu“erciyuanking”,keyidemziliuhaizhijierangzhaiweipumianerlai、biwukebi。

yincibushaorenyanzhong,mziliuhaixiangguanzaoxingrengranyu“erciyuan”laolaobangding。

buguodangjinribenerciyuanshichang,suoyourenwudewaizai、neizaitezhengdoukeyizongjie、tilianchuxiangduiyingdebiaoqian,ji“mengshuxing”。“heifa”“mziliuhai”zhishiliangdamengshuxingdepailiezuhe,zheileixiangmaotezheng,zhongjiuhaishiweilesuzaojiaosefuwu。

ribenmeiniandeacgxinzuoshubushengshu,jiaosezhuangzhengtishedingdeshijiandoubushao,gengbuyongshuorenwuyongyouxiangtongdefase、liuyouxiangsideliuhai。zongyouxindenianqingren,yijiaotajinmougeheifamziliuhaijiaosedekengdi。

ranererciyuanjiaosedezhenzhengmeili,zangzaizhengbuzuopinzhizhong。jibianfachuheifamziliuhaijiaosejuzhaodaheji,wanzhengkanguozuopindeguanzhong,rengrankeyiyiyanrenchusuoaijiaose。

yidaotongren、yanshengdejieduan,jiaosewaixingjishiganyouhuizhongxinmaochulai。nikan,ruoxiangbianrenheifamziliuhaijiaosedetuanzi,nanduxishubuzhidaoshengleduoshao。

yinciwanquanbuyongdanxinheifamziliuhaijiaoseonlyzhankuailebugouduo,congzhanziqihuakaishi,jiuyijingchengwei“heifamziliuhai”gengdeyibufenle。

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《排球少年》的“黑发M字刘海”笑话,这次要走进现实了

ruguohenduorenyisifu+jiafadedapeiruchang,neimezheichangzhanhuijianghenyoukenengbeirencuorendedaoqianshenghuanrao。

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1.

heifamziliuhaijiaosezhengzaiqiaoqiaotongzhierciyuan,bijingtamenlianzhuanshudeonlyzhandouyoule。

guangshishixiangdaoshihoudechangjing,jiuyoubeixiaodao。fangyanwangqu,zhenggechangguanfangfoshifengxing“mziliuhaizhishang”shishangtaidudeshenmizhidi,tongyangfase、xiangsiliuhai、butongzhuangbandejiaose,judaoyiqifenxiangqianesuifadalixinde(bushi)。ruguohenduorenyisifu+jiafadedapeiruchang,neimezheichangzhanhuijianghenyoukenengbeirencuorendedaoqianshenghuanrao。yourenxiaochengcoseryinggaidaintaoyifuchangneihuanzhuang,jiangjiafadejiazhifahuidaojizhi,haiyouwangyoujianyirangcosermenwanzhenrenxiaoxiaole,xiwangzhubangaoyichangzhiluzhengliandejiaoseyoujiangjingcai。

xianranzheijiangshiyichang“lezi”shuxingdabaofadejuhui,zi2yuefenzhengshixuanchuankaishi,bianshoudaolebushaodongmanaihaozheguanzhu。dajiazaoyiduidangeip、mouduicpdexiandingzhanhuixiyiweichang,“guoyi”“yundongfan”zheileitedingzuopinleixingdeonlyzhanyebuzaixinxian,keshijubanyichanganzhaorensheshuxinghuafendeonly,haishixiangdangxiyoudeshijian。

danqishizaicihuodongzhiqian,wangluoshangde“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuayijingliuchuanlexuduonian。

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zuichangjiandaocileixiaohuadequanzi,yaoshubuquetaolundudetangquan《paiqiushaonian》。gaizuozhujiaozhiyiyingshanfeixiong,jiushiheiseshunmao,banyoubiaozhundemziliuhai。kenengyinwei“iyundongfan”renshiyongyuanhuiweishaonianrexueqingdao,yuanyirukengtongleixingzuopin,yushishelieguangfandeguanzhongfaxianleyigeqimiaodeguilv——meibuzuopinsihudouyou“yingshanfeixiong”。

zheiyizhenjingerciyuandefaxian,youyaocong《paiqiushaonian》donghuazhizuogongsidazaodelingyibuyundongfankaishishuoqi。

production i.gyu2018niantuichulejujiaozhangpaode《qiangfengchuifu》,zhujiaozangyuanzouheyingshanfeixiongxiangbi,tongyangheifa、mzizouxiangdeliuhai,jiulianchenmodebiaoqingyeyoudianxiangsi,jiashangzhangqiyundongfuzhuangban,tianfuyibing、bushanyancideshedingrangshuxiganzaidushangsheng,yushichangchangbeiguanzhongxunwenshifouweiyingshanfeixiong“shisanduoniandexiongdi”。

 

anzhaozheitiaosilushenduwajue,bulunwangqianzhuisuzhi《free》dezhujiaoqilaiyao,haishihouxu《xianyin-fengwugaozhonggongdaobu-》zhuzaojingmi、《lansejianyu》jieshiyidengremenyundongfanchengyuandoushiruci,shenzhiyishangdabufenjiaosedetongkongyansedoushilanse。yizhiyuzaiguoneiyundongfanaihaozhejian,hanchuneiju“heifalanyanyundongku,woshitiancainijizhu”,meigerennaohaizhongjiangfuxianbutongdejiaose。

 

ruguotiaochuyundongfanlingyu,heifamziliuhainanjiaosedepingxingyuzhoushulianggengmeiyoujintou。remenipjiunengxiangdao《jiatingjiaoshi》deyunquegongmi、《yinhun》detufangshisilang、《daojianshenyu》detongguheren、《bingguo》zhemufengtailang、《ouxiangmenghuanji》debingyingbeidou……er《kuyugongcun》《xiarizhongxian》dengdonghuananzhu,zeshizhangfaxuanshoudaibiao。

zhongguoip《daomubiji》《yirenzhixia》dezhuyaojiaose,zuoweinihongzhipianrende“guojiyouren”,yejiarudaoguoneifensimenwangengduixiangzhilie。

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“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuahegeleihulianwangmemepeiheyehenshirongqia,jinyibujiasulegengdechuanbo。

heshanxiangengwenantongyangzhengqihuayide,shiqupaobu、changge、tizuqiu、dapaiqiudeheifamziliuhaishuaige。

zhizhuxiajingdianhuzhigengtuzailiyonghaoxiaochengdu50%,xiangdaogewei“yingshanfeixiong”jiusuanlulianyezhangdechabuduohaoxiaochengdu100%。

weibohuati“yingshanfeixiongzaimofangyingshanfeixiongdasailipaimingdiandi”zhong,jujileyixiebuman《paiqiushaonian》donghuadisijizuohuadeguanzhong,yongfaxinggengyoumobushixilidijiayidianping。

zailuluxuxudetaolunheerchuangzhong,“heifamziliuhai”zaierciyuangengdesaidaochuangchuleyipiantiandi。“erciyuanzhimingnanyanyuan”youkechuanlenaxiezuopin,“yingshanfeixiongyuzhou”youxinzengleduoshaochengyuan,changkanchangxin、changkanchangxiao。

cicionlydejuban,wuyiwei“heifamziliuhai”xiaohuazaicizhuruxinnengliang,tixingdajiacileijiaoseyijingzuyichengqiyichangzhanzile。

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zhongsuozhouzhi,ribendongmandejiaose,huizhishishengxialexuduozhenshirenleicunzaidexijie,suoyigouchengjiaosebianshidudewaizaiyuansuli,faxingheyanjingzhanyouhendabizhong。

huoxuyinweinvxingjiaosedetoufacunzaigengduofahuikongjian,guanzhonggengrongyibeizhangduan、zaoxingxiyinzhuyi,tamenyejiumeiyouchuyuliuhaihuatitaolundezhongxin。birudajiabingbuhuicuedao《duolaameng》dejingxiangyinggaicanyuheifamziliuhaionly。

dannanxingjiaosezai“faxingyingxiangqizhi”dinglvzuoyongxia,liuhaiyufasexianranshiburonghushide。

mziliuhai,bujinrangguanzhongshixianjizhongzaipiaoliangdeyanbu,ouerhainengzhezhushuangyan,zengtianshenmiqixi。zhiyufase,erciyuanzhipianrenranfadajunyuezhuangda,heifaseyuexiandidiaochenwen。

buguohenduoaihaozheyeyishidao,zheixie“heifamziliuhai”nanxingjiaose,sihushizi2000nianzhihouchuxiandeyuefapinfan。jiuqiyuanyin,yifangmianshierciyuanmengxihuafengjianjianzhanjuzhuliushichang,lingyifangmianyehexianshichaoliufengxiangxixixiangguan。

faxingyidingchengdushangzhangxianzheshidaishenmei,biruribenzhaoheshiqidenanxing,wuliuhaideduancunyinghanzaoxingdaxingqidao;bashiniandaibansuiribenjingjitengfei,yuelaiyueduonianqingnannvduiliuhaizaoxingyouleduoyanghuazhuiqiu,zhengtishangliluodejingyingfenggebeishoutuichong;houlaipingchengouxiangtuantizhangwozhulechaoliufengxiangbiao,yijienisiqixiayirenweidaibiao,shuyuhuameinandeshiqijianglin,peihehanliufengchaozaidongyadekuosan,zhici,huojuanhuozhidezhongzhangfa+geseliuhaizaoxingchuxiandeyuefapinfan。

daoleacglingyu,duituchurenwu“meixing”dexuqiuzhizengbujian。zaiyidingzhangdudeheisesuifajichushang,zhongfen、cefenliuhaijiaoseqizhiduopianchengshuganlian,qiliuhairangjiaosegengxianguaiqiao,mziliuhaideqingxiuxingxiangguangshouzhuipeng,huizhiqilaiyejiaoweijiandanshunshou。

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zhideyitideshi,jinguan“heifamziliuhai”bushizhipianrenzhuanli,zaixianshizhongquebingfeisuichukejian。jiexianfenmingdeliuhaifenchaguoyuxianyan,shiheifasedoudangbuzhudeteliduxing,erqiexuyaojingxinzhaogucainengweichizhongbuzhangliuhaijizhongchengyicu、buzhayanjing。yushi《aiqinggongyu》lvziqiaochuanbodushenguangdegaoxiaoqiaoduan,bianshiyonglekuazhangbandemziliuhaizaoxing;haiyouneigeshuozhe“ehaiyoxuemei”debozhu“erciyuanking”,keyidemziliuhaizhijierangzhaiweipumianerlai、biwukebi。

yincibushaorenyanzhong,mziliuhaixiangguanzaoxingrengranyu“erciyuan”laolaobangding。

buguodangjinribenerciyuanshichang,suoyourenwudewaizai、neizaitezhengdoukeyizongjie、tilianchuxiangduiyingdebiaoqian,ji“mengshuxing”。“heifa”“mziliuhai”zhishiliangdamengshuxingdepailiezuhe,zheileixiangmaotezheng,zhongjiuhaishiweilesuzaojiaosefuwu。

ribenmeiniandeacgxinzuoshubushengshu,jiaosezhuangzhengtishedingdeshijiandoubushao,gengbuyongshuorenwuyongyouxiangtongdefase、liuyouxiangsideliuhai。zongyouxindenianqingren,yijiaotajinmougeheifamziliuhaijiaosedekengdi。

ranererciyuanjiaosedezhenzhengmeili,zangzaizhengbuzuopinzhizhong。jibianfachuheifamziliuhaijiaosejuzhaodaheji,wanzhengkanguozuopindeguanzhong,rengrankeyiyiyanrenchusuoaijiaose。

yidaotongren、yanshengdejieduan,jiaosewaixingjishiganyouhuizhongxinmaochulai。nikan,ruoxiangbianrenheifamziliuhaijiaosedetuanzi,nanduxishubuzhidaoshengleduoshao。

yinciwanquanbuyongdanxinheifamziliuhaijiaoseonlyzhankuailebugouduo,congzhanziqihuakaishi,jiuyijingchengwei“heifamziliuhai”gengdeyibufenle。

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