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shang2nianke，kuile110wan，biyezhaobudaogongzuo，haibeitongxuehongpianmaibaoxian……zhongchanfanpinhaixuyao“sanjiantao”，xixifanpinzhixuyaodugemba。

kenzheganmianbao，zaiditieshangganwangxiayigemianshidian，tatonghenzijijinrichideku，doushidangniannaozilijindeshui。

ganggangtajinguoneizhiming985dembaketangshi，tayecengyiqifengfa，yangyanyaohuochu“nixirensheng”。

bijingduoshaogaokaoshiyizhe，tongguombayiyuechengweimingxiaobiyesheng，youyouduoshaoxingyuner，zaishangxueyuanxiehoumingqiceo、zhengfuguanyuan、wenhuadawan，wanzhuan“nengli、ziyuan、jihui”qifeideminglichang。

raner，30suicongnianxin30wandegongzuoluoci，youjiaole50wanxuefeidexixi，dengdaodebushirenshengdezhuanji，ershimingyundeehao。

haocheng“jinrongdakuan”detongxue，qishishipipidebaoxiantuixiaoyuan，bengaiqiaokaikuaguogongsidamendexuelizhengshu，juanxiangdequeshikaogongkaobiandechulu，zhiyourijianganbiedeqianbaoyiruyuqi。

beimbataolaodebuzhixixi，benwenzhong，wulunshijinronggongsizongbudezhongcenglingdao，haishiyoushiniangongzuojingyandedachanggaop，douwuyiliwaidiganshoudaolembade“zhisuoli”。

mbazheizhangtongwangmeihaoshijiede“zhongshenchuanpiao”，zenmejiushixiaoleni？

一、30万学历镀金，读的是十年前的课程

“budumba，gentongshichaojiadouqiduanyijieer。”liuzhihuiluzhongzaojiushixiangzhengkouqi。

zuoweiyijiajinrongjituanheguibudeguanlirenyuan，tadezhijifangzaidifanggongsinengdangerbashou，quejingchangzaizhongmukuikuixiabeinianqingtongshitiaoci，haibugandashenghuidui，yingshengshengjijinle“wonanglingdao”zheigesaidao。

liuzhiyexiangtingqiyaoganlai，naihenanguoxueliguan——biyeyumoliu985feifalv、jinrongzhuanyedeta，beiqingbeijinrongbeijingdetongshizhiyishi，nanmianyouxiebuzixin。

dincigentongshibattleluoruxiafenghou，tazaleyiwanduoqingzhongjie，zhengshixiangqinghuawudaokou、beidaguanghuadengmbaxiangmufaqichongci。

“zhiyaonengshang，jiunengzhuanhuilai。”liuzhijihuahaole，mbabujinnengshuaxueli，qihangaiguanli、caiwu、zhanlvedengguangfanshangyezhishide“wanjinyou”zhuanyexingzhi，yehenqihezijigongzuogangweideyaoqiu。

gengzhongyaodeshi，tahainengjieciduyiba。

“baoxianlipeizhuguan—qiyezixun—pevctouzifuzongcai”“sidahuijishi—jiaoyizixunguwen—simuguquanjijinchuangshiren”……liuzhizaojiuguanchadao，yeneishixianbaiwannianxin、“renshengsanjitiao”dechenggongrenshi，30suizuoyoudouyouyiduanmbaqiuxuejingli。

gengyoushenzhe，chushizhishisanbenxueli，shangle985mbajiunengyutongxiaobenshuodedalaochengxiongdaodi，shangwantop2depeixunban，jianrenyeganzicheng“qingbeitongxue”。

qingyuyefaxianle，xuelijizhichangrendailaidebujinshimingxiaoguanghuan，haiyoumingxiaoquandeziyuan，congmeiguochangqingtenggaoxiaoliuxueguilaideta，jiuyizhiyoulizaiyeneidegeluxiaoyouqunzhiwai。

weilenengbaoshangtuan，tadaikuan35wanbaolemou985dembaxiangmu，bucengxianghaimeibiye，zheijiuchengletajianlishangdewudian。

“nidumbadaodixuedaoleshenme？”zaicibeimianshiguanzhuiwen，qingyudaqileshierfenjingshenyingfu，keduifangdemeitouqueshizhongmeiyoufangsong，kanzheiqingxing，tazhidaozijisuanshiliangliangle。

“zaihenduohryanli，mbahuaqianjiunengdu，womenjiushiyanjiushengdangzhongde‘erdenggongmin’，meiduoshaohanjinliang。”qingyuwunaidao，suiranzijishenshouqihai，dantabudebuchengren，waijiedepianjianbingfeikongxuelaifeng。

huixiangzijishangkeshi，laoshijiushizhaozhebaidiheisedeppt“nianjing”，qizhongyouyibandeneirongshitabenkejiuxueguodezhishi，yixiejiezhang、jiedaizhishihaishishinianqiandebanben，wanquantuolilexianzaidehuijizhunze。

gebielaoshishenzhidoulandefuyan，zaitongxuemenzhenjinbaiyinmailaideketangshangchuixuziji“shangzhouquji500qianggongsijiangke，liangxiaoshishoufei2wan”“zuijinxinchuleyibenshu”……qingyuhuaiyishangwangzixuedoubishangkeshouhuoduo。

dachanggaopliliduiciyeshenyouganchu，tajiudude985gaoxiaombaxiangmu，youhenduotongxuebiyedouhuiyudaokunnan：“shangwankejiumabutingtiquchifanhejiu，shejiaobixuexigengnuli，jiaohuansheng、guojishenggengshixuebannian、wanbannian，nengshunlicaiguai。”

anshibiyedeshuifenyebuxiao，tacengkanguoyipiantongxuedelunwen，jianzhiqianchuangbaikong，queshunlitongguolexueyuandemangshen，bujingankaizaidongzhesanwushiwandexuefeimianqian，zaizhimingdexuexiaoyehuibishangyanjing。

xiangfangshefaweizhichangrenchangkaidamendegaoxiaobuzhiyisuo，jinjinianyuelaiyueduoyuanxiaojiarudaombazhaoshengxinglie，qizhong985、211zhanbibuzu4cheng。

suizhierlaide，shiyilufuchongxiangxiadeguojiaxian，yijifengyongershangdezhichangren，2016-2022nianmbabaomingrenshucong10wanzhangdaole25wan。

zheiyejinyibuxishilembaxuelidehanjinliang，shi“shuishuo”defengpinggengshenrurenxin。

dangran，qingbeifujiao、zhangjiang、zhongou、inseaddengmingxiaojizhumingshangxueyuandembaxiangmurengyouzhejiaogaodemenjian，liuzhijiuyizhiweimeinengkaoshangqingbeimba、shiqu“nitiangaiming”dejihuieryihan。

zhidaoshangzhou，yiweinianlebeidambadetongxuegaosuta，zijizhaobudaogongzuo。

二、全日制毕业，直接被HR判定“gap两年”

5nianyinxingzongbugongzuojingyan，2nianbeidambashenzao，qutouxingshixibannian，meitianjiabandaolingchen，quebeimeiyoubeijingdeyingjiejinrongshuoshijizou——pengyoudexinsuanjingli，rangliuzhiyizhendanhan。

mbabiyezhihou，tayexianruleliangnandejueze：zouxiaozhaohaishishezhaojiuye？

canjiaxiaozhaoyiweizhepinxueli，danshujuxianshi，mbazaiwoguokaishesanshiyunian，biyeshengzongshubuguo50yuwan，erguoqushiyunianjingjixueshuobobiyeshengjiudadaole60wanren，guanlixuemeinianxiangshehuishusongdeshuoborencaigengshiduodashishuwan。

zaizheixiexinxian、haoyongdexiaonianqingmianqian，30+mbabiyeshengmenbingmeiyouduodajingzhengli。

ruguozoushezhao，gongzuojingyangengzhongyao，dansuizhe“shuishuo”yuehanyuexiang，jiuyeshichangyeyufabudaijiantamen：feiquanrizhimbayuedengyugongzuosanxineryide“xuelihunzi”，xiangliuzhiyiyangduquanrizhidegengcan，zhijiebeimianshiguanpandingwei“gapleliangnian”。

tingdaozheijuhuashi，taxinhuozhimao，dangchangxiangzhenglungegaodi，buguozuizhonglizhizhanshenglechongdong。

bishitayijingzaijialidunlebannian，touchuqudeshangbaifenjianlidaduoshichendahai，shenanxingshibirenqiangdedaoli。zheijiagongsinengkaichu20wannianxin，xiangbiguoqujiejinyaozhan，yebuzaishiguanligang，queyijingshizijinengzhaodaodezuihaogongzuole。

butongyuliuzhi，kekezoudeshixiaozhaoqudao，dantameiyougenyingjieshengzaiquanshang、touxingsaidaoyingpengying，ershijuanxiangleyuzhoudejintou——kaogongkaobian。

“zheiyangwojiyouyingjieshengshenfen，youyougongzuojingyanjiachi，shanganjilvgengdayidian。”zaikekezuichudeshexiangli，zijizaijiuyeshichanghaiyouyixizhidi。

raner，dangtazhenzhengdianjinxuandiaoshengbaomingjiemianhou，faxianhaodifangdoukazhuanye，mbabiyeshengdaduobuzaidingxiangfanweili，nengbaodezhiyoupianyuanshenghesansixianchengshidebianyuangangwei。

jishituierqiuqici，tarengranyaoyudaliangyingjieshengjingzhengtongyigangwei，zairenshanrenhaimianqian，zijiduohuoneijinianjileichulaidejingyan，youshibiandeweihuqiwei。

dankekezhinengyingzhetoupibaoming，tashenshanghaibeizhe38wande“mbadai”，weilaijinianbixuyaoyouwendingdeshouruchanghai。

erzongguanbanshangjiuyeqingkuang，yousanfenzhiyidetongxuehaibuzhibiyehouquxianghechu，shengxiadetongxuedashangdeyeduoshimingbujianjingchuandexiaogongsi，xuandiaoshengkenengshitaweiyidejiumingdaocaole。

“dumbashiweilezhaogenghaodegongzuo，duwanfaxianzhiyougongzuotiaowomendefenerle。”kekewukenaihe。

xiangbikeke，xinyueshi“mingzhishanyouhu，quexianghushanxing”——jiezhijiaoxuefeineitian，gebibumendetongshibeicaileyidaban，fangjianchuanwenjinnianhaihuiyouyicidaguimoyouhua。

tajiujielehaojiu，zuihouquehaishiyong30wanxuefeihuanleyizhangluqutongzhishu。

“jingjihaodeshihou，jiusuanxuanzecuoleyewushangdaya，dangjingjixiaxingshi，suoyoushiqingdouyaojiangjiuxingjiabi。”xinyuexianranhenqingchu，jinshijinride30wanxianjin，duiyigedalingweihunweiyudagongrenlaishuoyouduozhongyao。

ranershuangfeibenkechushendeta，zaizhichanglitaibuqitou，zaiqingchangyecunbunanxing，xiangqinlvzhanlvbai，yige985xueweizhengshubuzhishishiyeqiaomenzhuan，huoxuyeshirenshengdedianjiaoshi。

“xuanzedumbaderen，caili、nenglidoubuhuicha。”xiangbimantiansawang，tajuedezairenzhijiejindequanzitiaodaozhixinrendegailvgenggao。tuiyibushuo，banshangdoushijingyingtongxue，nengjiejiaoshangyige“guiren”，xuefeijiuhuibenle。

danzhenzhengzoujinmbaketangzhihou，xinyuefaxianzijihaishitaitianzhenle。

三、“高级牛马”只能挤进“保险圈 ”

hunandefengbikongjianli，rushanxingpaikaide10zhangzhuozishang，jimanlenianlingbuyidenannv，meigerendouhuimorushendidingzhezhuoshangdechouma。

zheishiyigejinqianshijiechenjinshihuajuxianchang，laizisangegaoxiaodembazaidushengqijuyitang，tiyanjinrongyunzuo“minglichang”detongshijiejiaoxinpengyou，xinyueyeshiqizhongyiyuan。

zhibuguo，heqitarendetourubutong，xinyuemuguangfangkong、yixindengzhesanchang。zheiyijingshitabuzhidijicixinsiluokongle，zuikaishitabashixianfangzailezijidetongxueshenshang，kezheixierenlichuncuidujindejuduo，ketangshanghenshaojiandaoren，xiaozuzuoyeyebuzuo，xinyuehaibangzheshoushilejicilantanzi。

zhihoukuaxiaolianyiduoleqilai，danqingkuangyemeiyouhaoduoshao。henduo“jingyingnan”rezhonggezhongmbalianyi，miaozhe“jiatingbeijing”，youyiyuduogenvshengzhijian，quedingzuijiamubiao。

yigejianzhukoudenanshengcengzhijiexiangxinyuebiaoshi，xiwangyouyigelihaideyuefu，yibiannengzaishiyeshangbangzhutazaiwangshangzouyibu。

erzheiyicijuhuishangjianshidaoderen，yejibenmeitiaochuzheilianglei。“zheimeiyouduicuozhishuo，bijingwodemudeyebuchun。”xinyuetanrandao，danlvzhanlvbaixia，tazhujianxilediao“jinguixu”dexin。

buguo，zheigurankexi，queyechengbushangdashi，bijingdajiadumba，genghexindeshibenzheziyuanhuhuan，luocidumbadelilijiushizheiyang：jieliquanziziyuanbozhichangqiancheng。

keyijinlai，jiubeidoutoupolelengshui。tadetongbantongxueli，95houzhanlekuaiyiban，bieshuodalao，liangaoguandouhenshao，gengduoshigaojizhiyuan，“gaojiniumazhijian，nayoushenmeziyuankeyihuhuan。”lilizichaodao。

shishishang，“xueyuannianqinghua”bushiyixiao，shenzhibushiyididewenti，ershijinjinianmbadegongxingqingkuang。

ruxiatu，2021-2023nian，beidaguanghuambaxueshengdepingjunnianlingcong33suijiangdao32sui；zhongouguojishangxueyuanyecong33.9suijiangdao29.6sui。

“dilinghua”wangwangyiweizhelvliyouxian、jingyanjiazhibugao，tamenmeiyounenglitigongziyuan，queyoujiyubierendeziyuan，xihuannalaizhuyi。duizheiyidian，kuaibeihaotudeqingyuyoukongzhibuzhudetucaoyu。

diyixueqidemoucitouzikeshang，qingyurenshileyigezhimingbaoxiangongsidebuzhang，liangrenxiangtanshenhuan，bujindangchangliulelianxifangshi，haiyuehaozhihouyaohutongyouwu。

tabenyiweizheishirenmaijileidekaishi，danmeicengxiangqueshitabei“hao”dekaishi。renshimeiliangtian，duifangjiukaishijitadadianhua，dongzhiyiqing、xiaozhiyilituixiaogezhongchanpin，tadangshizhenghaoqueyifenyiwaixian，jiushunshizaitongxueneimaile。

erzheijiuxiangdakailepanduolamoheyiyang，rangtaxianrulebeizhuizhebidandexuanwo，“bujinilaogonglaiyifenma？”“bangmangjinimengongsiqiangexianbei”.....duifangsuishisuidi、huayangbaichu。bijingduitameneryan，qingyushixiangdanggaoxiao、jingzhundeziyuan。

chilezheiyiqian，qingyuduibanlisuoyoubaoxianbeijingderen，doujingeryuanzhiqilai。danzheimeiyourangtataolibei“saorao”。

suizhedajiayuelaiyueshuxi，meigerendoubuzhuangle。gesanchawude，jiuyourenzhaoqingyuyaoyixieshangshigongsidejingzhidenghexinziyuan，qingyusuiranjuede“zheiyetaibukeqile”，danweileshifangchengyi，jibenshangdouhuituijiduifang。

kedangtayouyewushejidaobierenfuwudelingyu，qiuguoqushi，quebeizhijiejujuele。jicixialai，tazheicaiyishidaozhiyouzijiyoulaiyouhui，renjiadouzhixiangbaipiao。

shiqingdaozheili，qingyubenxiangjiudang“roubaozidalegou”，yihoudoubudalijike。ranershuyujingerfengbuzhi，meitianqiuneituigongzuo、jieshaoduixiangdengzhiyouxiangbudao，meiyoutamenshuobuchukoudexiaoxi，haishiluoyibujue。

zheimekanxialai，30wandembaduwan，zhiyeshengyabujinfantui，kewangdequanzijinhu“jilei”，haidaotieleyifenbaoxianqian。

qingyubuzhiyicidiaokan，meixiangdaozijiweiyirongrudejingranshi“baoxianquan”。

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