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编辑 | 曹宾玲
“jiarenmenbiehuixin，maotaidaole，womenhaikeyiganpaopaomate！”tongxingzaifuyejiaoliuqunfadezheijuhua，yinglaifuhezhewushu。
lihuiyezaigenduixing，zuoweiyiminghuangniu，jinniantadeshengyihenbuhaozuo，qianjiaofeitianmaotaidiepo2100daguan，houjiaopingguoshoujiyejiagedaogua，yilunlunbaodieyourunishajuxia，rangrenmuziyulie。
zhidaopaopaomateyishengpaoxiang，jitamensonglaile“chaowanmao”——labubu。
“jiagefanbei，kerenrengzhengduanzhengduandimai（yiduan=quanxilieyizhenghe）。”lihuidiyicishishuilabubushimakalongxilie，100duanmangheduanduan3tianjiubeiqiangshouyikong，xuezhuanle6wanduoyuan。
tahaizhishiyeneibuqiyandexiaojiaose，lihaidecaopanshoukeyiyidingchengdushangcaokongshichangdejiage，yuerujishishangbaiwan。
lihuidehuahaobukuazhang，dianfengshiqi，labubutangjiaoxiliexinjiugekuanwawa“yizhinanqiu”，bufenlianmingkuan、xiandingkuanyijiagaoda10bei，shenzhilian“zuguoban”（daoban）shenjiadouchaodaobizhengpinyuanjiahaigao。
zaibaolideyouhuoxia，chulelihuidenghuangniu，lurenniu、fenniumenyefengyongerzhi，tamenxianshangrenshouyigewaigua、xianxiatongxiaopaidui，weilefendaoyibeigeng，shichuhunshenjieshu。
raner，taixiangchirouwangwangrongyiaida，youqizaiyuwangpengzhangdelabubuershoujianghuli，yidanbeitanyumengzhuleyanjing，daijiajiangshicantongde。
黄牛赚2倍，“国际牛”赚3倍
lidingbuzhuodaolabubushenshangdeshangjishizaijinnian4yue，dangshitafaxianzijijiadeyanchanghuiqun，turanbeilabubushuapingle。
zheirangtayouxienamen，zuoweipaopaomatedelaofen，tajidequnianlabubuzuqunredubingbugao，shenzhiyiduyinweichoumengdewaibiaohegaoangdejiage，beibaidaomendianzuilimian。
yiwangmeigexiliedouyaojiqideziji，yezhishichuyuhaoqimaile2gechangxian，meiyou“duanhe”。
shangwangfanlefanziliao，tacaizhidaoyuanlaizaitaiguodingliumingxinglisadaidongxia，labubuyijingshidongnanya“danghongzhaziji”le，erzijibaizaijuzilichihuidewawa，zhenghaoshilisatongkuan。
xiudaojinqiandeweidao，lidingganjinjiangwawapaizhaofaqunli，meiduojiuguoranshoudaolehaojigerendexunjiaxiaoxi，qizhongbufakaichushuangbeijiagede。
dantameiyoumashangzhuanshou，kandaoguanwangquehuo、ershoupingtaichixuyijia，tajuedingrangzidanzaifeiyihuier。yizhichiyoudaoyiweiqunyoudisancilaiqiugou，lidingcaizhongyusongkou。
cishi，yuanjia99yuandemanghe，yijingzhangdao200yuanle。
guoneishangqierucifengkuang，zaibaofazhongxindongnanya，labubudexingqinggengjiahuore：guoneibuzubaiyuandexiaowanyier，zaihaiwaigouwuappjiagefanle3bei，haichuyu“yishouqing”dezhuangtai……
annibusoubuzhidao，yisouheyitiao，ruguobushikehulaiwenlabubuzaizhongguodejiage，jianzhizuodongnanyaxiefudaigoudetagenbenbuzhidaozheikuanip，yexiangbudaosuliaowanjujingnengchaodaorucigaojia。
yishidaozheibeihoudezhifujihui，annihekehuyipaijihe，xunsuzuoqilelabubudaigoushengyi。
bishiguanfangqudaodezhengpinhuoyuanyibeihuangniusaodangyikong，annizhinengzuohuangniu“erdaofanzi”，suiranjinhuojiahengao，danhaiwaimaidegenggui，chuquyunfeihefencheng，tayiranyoubufeidelirunkongjian。
jilundaomaidaomaixialai，yiwanduoqingsongluodai，“genbenbugoumai，zheipihaizailushang，xiayipidingdanyoulaile。”
annijieshao，bujinyoulisazhantai，taiguogongzhuyebalabubudairule“huangshitongkuan”xinglie，zheishiqizaidongnanyamingshengdazao，xiaoliangyilubaozeng，jingchangchuyuyoushiwujiadezhuangtai。
zheiyerangyijingchangdaoguolabubutiantoudelihui，dui“chaowanmao”gengjiashenxinbuyi。zaihoulaidebuhuozhong，tazijiqiangle20duanmanghehaibugou，youzhaotongxingmaile30duan，zhunbeizaihenhenzhuanyibi。
raner，zheiciyingjietadequeshikerende“jujue3lian”——zheimegui、nengdao（kanjia）ma、woxiacizailaiba……lihuifaxian，kerenbuzaixiangzhiqianneiyangshuangkuaile。
taanweiziji，zaoqilabubuzaiguoneideredujinxianyuchaowanaihaozhedexiaoquanzili，zhenzhengleyimaidanderendagailvdoumaile，shengxiakemaikebumaidekehu，youyuyizhenzichizaohaishihuimaide。
yincitameiyouhuangmang，shenzhibianbenjiali，zaichuntianyezaijiadawabuhuoshiyouqiangle20ge。danwanwanmeixiangdao，neicibuhuojingranshi“guanfangdabu”，wanjiamenjihu“wawaziyou”le！
lihuizhihaolianyetuidan，kejiexialaijiuxianganxialedaomeijian，manghexilieyeluxubuhuo，labubudeyijiakaishizoudi，bidetazuihouzhinenggerouchuchang。
“yigexiliemeichijitianjiushengcangenglengzhi。”lihuikaishiduilabubuyouxieshiwang，danshubuzhi，zheizhishicanqiancaieryi。
借助“科技的力量”，半年入账30万
5yuecouqimakalong，6yuemaichuntianyezaijia，7yueyouchouzuozuopaidui……mayingganjuezijihaoxiangyoumaibuwandelabubu。
zheibingfeitadecuojue，shangbannianlabubumanghejitangjiaowawazonggongshangxin5gexilie，6yuezhihou，xinxiliebiaoshengzhi14ge，“wanjiajiuxiangbeihuluobudiaozhedelv。”
dantucaoguitucao，mayingduoshouquebuting。
zuoweijidachengderemenip，labubuzhongdiantuidawa、mengli、zhoubiandengnianqingrenzhuipengdechanpinxingtai，rangtayuelaiyuemeiyoudikangli。
youqishitangjiaomaorongxilie，xiangbiyuchuantongpvccaizhibaijian，duolemaorongrongdeshougan，yanjing、guanjiehaikezhuandong，mayingnengjiwadiychuanda、daiwashangban，tihui“yangwa”dekuaile。
“zaibierenkanlaihenyouzhi，duiwoquegangganghao。”mayingshuo，richangdesuoshichangchangrangtachuanbuguoqi，danshenghuohaidejixu，tayizhixunzhaozheziqiadefangfa。
diyicijiandaolabubushi，tajiushenshenbeixiyinle：zhangzhangerduo，huaihuaixiaorong，liezuishiyipaixiaojianya，danxieewaibiaoxiayinzangzheyikechunzhendeneixin，xiangjilewailengneiredeziji。
zai“qingxuxiaofei”detuibozhulanxia，labubuzhujianchengweinianqingrende“shejiaohuobi”，yezaicichengweileershoushichangdexiangbobo——rukaitousuoshuo，qigekuanwawashenjiafeisheng，chaoguolelicaichanpin。
neiduanshijian，lihuizoulu、chifan、shuiqiandoupaozaiqunli，shengpacuoguoshangchelabubudejihui。
yidanshoudaobuhuoxinxi，tahuilimajianglianjiehexinxizhuanfajiqiangshou，zhidengzhefashoujiulimashangwaiguakaiqiang，zuihoulirun55fencheng。
kaozhekejideliliang，lihuiyoubazhiqiankuidiaodeqianzhuanlehuilai，zuolabubushengyibannianlai，tazonggongruzhangsanshiduowan。
dantahaisuanbaoshoude，youxietongxinghuizuzhi“qianggoudajun”：xiangluren、paopaomatefensixuyigaohuibao，yinyoutamenchongdangqiangshou，yifensanshiyongwaiguadailaidefenghaofengxian。
yiquanneide“gaobaoche”weili，zai“keji”dewuzhuangxia，luren、fensiyaoshenyibianchenglelurenniu、fenniu，xiangjufengbanjuanzoudaliangdefanghuo。
lihuijieshao，zheixietongxingdouyousiwuge“kejiqun”，meirenzhishaoxiyinleshangqian“qiangshou”，“qiangdaoyigewa，shaozezhuanjibai，duozezhuanshangqian”。
liuliuyebeileiside“kejiche”youhuoguo，danzuihoujujuele：“dizhitiandeshihuangniude，qianqueyaonixiandianfu，wanyishishazhupanzenmeban？”tarenweihaishiziji“shoucuo”zuikaopu。
raner，daijiaqueshi2000ren“shoucuo”，zonggongzhiqiangdao1gewa。
“quanguaikeji，womenputongxiaofeizhegenbenqiangbudao。”liuliuzai8gemendianqunlidingleyigeduoxingqi，zonggongjiubulejizhihuobushuo，suoyouqunlihaizhiyouyigeputongwanjiaqiangdaole。
xianshangqianggoushichedimeixiwangle，tajuedingquxianxiadunshou。
shangchangyikaimen，tajiuchongxiangfanmaiji，paidaoledierdeweizhi。kanzhegongzuorenyuanjifanmaijibushanglabubu，tadagaishuleshu，zhishaoyoushijihe，kendingnengmaidao！
dantahenkuaiyishidaolebuduijing：paizaiqianmiandeneigerenyidaijieyidaidimai，yankanzhebuhuojiuyaoquanbubeimaizoule，haimeiyoutingshoudejixiang。
liuliuzaihoumianxinjirufen，kukuaiqiu：“dagejiwoliuyigeba，woduojia50maiyigeyexing。”keduifanggenbenbuweisuodong，jiangwawayisaoerkong。
zheirangliuliupofangle，taqumaile“zuguoban”，fashiyaoranghuangniudehuo“lanshouli”：“jiahuozhiliangyebucha，zhiyaohualeqian，neitajiushizhende。”
raner，zuguobanguranmeili，danjiabuzhuzhengbanyou“moli”。
2万个补货，100万人抢
rukengbudaosangeyue，jiuhuachuqusiwuqian，xiaoenmeixiangdao，labubucaishizhenzhengde“tunjinshou”。
danmeibanfa，zuoweiquanneixinren，tameiyoulaofen“dengdeng”denaixin，youjidushangtou，yushijianzoupianfeng，xuanzele“dulabubu”。
dakaiershoupingtai，xuandingyigefudai，xiaoenzhunbei“kaijiang”——suoweifudai，jiandanlijiejiushihuangniuzaixianshangshezhide“dianzimanghe”，nengyiyuanjia、dijiamaidaozhengpinshenzhiyinzangkuan。
meixiangdaolianchou3fa，chulebuzhiqiandexiaowanyi，shenmeyemeichoudao，tabuxinxie，yaoyaoyayouxuanzhongle5ge，zheicichoudaobucuodewawa，danzhenzhengxiangyaodehaimeiyouchoudao。
ganjuelimubiaogengjindeta，xinzhongduilabubudekewanggengjiaqianglie，youdianjile10ge……fangfozhelemoyiban，xiaoenyilunjieyilundichou，dengdaoqingxingguolaishi，huadeqianyijingyuanyuanchaochulelabubudeyuanjia。
tazheicaiaohuidishoushou：“labububenshendemeilishiyouxiande，danrenneixindetanyuwuxian。”
raner，xiaoensuiranxingwule，gedazhibojianhefudaichichengjiaoyiranhuoyue，haiyouxuduoxinshou“jiepanxia”zaichixuyongru。
zheiyeranghuangniushichangzaidufeiteng。zimomoerdaidatianshikaishoudangtianxiawu，lidingfaxianzijijiadeyanchanghuiqunrenaofeifan，500rendequndagaiyou300duorendouxiangqiang。
danlidingbingbuzaiyiyouduoshaorenlaiqiang，tazaojiuzhaohaohuangniu，hua400kuaimaihaolewaigua。duiyuxinpin，tashizaibide。
fashoushijianyidao，lidinghuosudianjinyemian，danyingruyanliandequeshi“yishouqing”sangedazi。buganxindishuaxinjixiayemian，quedingshizhendemeiqiangdao，lidingyouxiehuaiyizijimaidaolejiawaigua。
taqichongchongdiquzhiwenhuangniu，huangniuyeyoukunanyan：gegequdaojiaqilaifanghuoliangzhiyou2wan，danjinyigekechadexiaochengxujiuyoushangbaiwanzhanghaotongshizaiqiang，jiashanggedadianshangpingtaidewaigua，qiangdaodatianshidegailvkenengbizhongcaipiaohaidi。
zuihouhuangniufanerbaoyuanqilai：“qiangderenzheimeduo，zijimeiqiangdaoduoshao，haidebawaiguadeqiandoutuihuiqu。”
xianshangruci，xianxiayeshi“quanmindangniu”——dezhiwuhanskpbuhuo300fendatianshidexiayimiao，lidingjiujiaolepaotui，paotuiganghaozaishangchangfujin，budaoyifenzhonggandao，xianchangyipaidaole293hao。
rucikuangredeqingjing，rangtadaweizhenhan，“mouzhongyiyishangshuo，labubuqueshishiyige‘shishiji’debaokuanchanpinle。”
lihuiyeqianglejigedatianshi，danchulecizhiwai，tajihuqingkonglesuoyoulabubudekucun。
tamingxianganshoudaoletongxingduiwudezhuangda，danyuzhixingchengxianmingduibideshi，labubuzhengtijiaoyijiagequezaizoudi。
“suiranmeicibuhuodoushijiyagao，danshichangshangdewanouzongguishiyuelaiyueduode。”kanzhetongxingqunliyitiantianshangzhangderenshu，lihuiyishidaochulelianmingxianliangkuanhaikeyichaoyichao，changguikuanjiangzhujianbiandejilei。
xingshirutasuoliao，shuangshiyiqijianguanfangjizuozuopaiduidengxiliebuhuohou，labubuzhengtiyijiakaishisuoshui。
danxiangshouguorizhuan2wandeziwei，ruhenengqingyifangxia？
zailihuihuihuiyixiulikaizhiji，tadexuduotongxingbujinmeiyoutuisuo，fanerkaishidasichaodi。
（文中人物均为化名）
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